[I’ve posted a follow-up here: Heteroscedasticity in the Residuals?]

When applying statistics to find a “best fit” between your observation and reality, always ask yourself “best among what?”

The CERN result about faster-than-light neutrinos is based on a best fit. If the authors were too restrictive in their meaning of “among what,” they might have missed figuring out what really happened. And what might have really happened was that the neutrinos they detected had not traveled faster than light.

The data for this experiment was, as usual, a bunch of numbers. These numbers were precisely-measured (by portable atomic clocks and other very cool techniques) arrival times of neutrinos at a detector. The neutrinos were created by shooting a beam of protons into a long tube of graphite. This produced neutrinos, some of which were subsequently observed by a detector hundreds of miles away.

Over the course of a few years, the folks at CERN shot a total of about 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 protons into the tube; they observed about 15,000 neutrinos. The protons were fired in pulses, each pulse lasting about 10 microseconds.

A careful statistical analysis of the data, the authors report, indicates that the neutrinos traveled about 0.0025% faster than the speed of light. Whooooooosh! Furthermore, because the experiment looked at a lot of neutrinos and the results were consistent, the experiment indicates that in all likelihood the true speed of neutrinos was very close to 0.0025% faster than the speed of light, and it was almost without doubt at least faster.

If the experimental design and statistical analysis are correct (and the authors are aware they might not be, though they worked hard to make them correct), this is one of the great experiments of all time.

So far, I haven’t read much scrutiny of the statistical analysis pertaining to the question of “among what?” But Jon Butterworth of The Guardian raised one issue, and I have a similar one.

Look at the graph below, from the preprint.

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The statistical analysis of the data was designed to measure how far to slide the red curve (the summed photon waveform) left or right so that the black data points (the neutron observation data) fit it most closely.

The experiment didn’t detect individual neutrinos at the beginning of the trip. The neutrons were produced by 10-microsecond proton bursts, and neutrinos were expected to appear in 10-microsecond bursts at the other end. The time between the bursts, then, should indicate how fast the individual neutrinos traveled.

To get the time between the bursts, slide the graphs back and forth until they align as closely as they can, and then compare the (atomic) clock times at the beginnings and ends of the bursts.

For this to give the right travel time, and more importantly, to be able to evaluate the statistical uncertainty, the researchers appear to have assumed that the shape of the proton burst upstream of the graphite rod exactly matched the shape of the neutrino burst at the detector (once adjusted for the fact that the detector sees about one neutrino for each 10 million billion or so protons in the initial burst).

Why should the shapes match exactly? If God jiggled the detector right when the neutrinos arrived, for example, the shapes might not match. More scientifically plausibly, though, at least to this somewhat-naïve-about-particle-physics mathematician, what if the protons at the beginning of the burst were more likely to create detectable neutrinos than those at the end of the burst? Maybe the graphite changes properties slightly during the burst. [Update: It does, but whether that might affect the result, I don’t know.] Or maybe the protons are less energetic at the end of the bursts because there’s more proton traffic.

The authors don’t tell us why they assume the shapes match exactly. There might be good theory and previous experimental results to support the assumption, but if so, it’s not mentioned in the paper. The authors do remark that a given “neutrino detected by OPERA” might have been produced by “any proton in the 10.5 microsecond extraction time.” But they don’t say “equally likely by any proton.”

If protons generated early in the burst were slightly more likely to yield detectable neutrinos, then the data points at the left of the figure should be scaled down and those at the left scaled up, if the observational data is expected to indicate the actual proton count across the burst.

If that’s the case, then the adjusted data might not have to be shifted quite so far to best match the red curve. And the calculated speed would be different.

Whether this would make enough of a difference to bring the speed below light-speed, I don’t know and can’t guess from what’s in the preprint. And of course, there may be good reasons for same-shape bursts to be a sound assumption.

[Disclaimer: I’m a mathematician, not a statistician or a physicist.]

Come hear the Dessoff Chamber Choir on tour with Ray Davies
performing The Kinks Choral Collection

Dessoff blew the roof off New York’s Town Hall and the Late Show with David Letterman the last time rock legend Ray Davies was in town; this year, we’re taking it on the road!

The Dessoff Chamber Choir backing up Ray Davies at Town Hall in 2010. (Victoria)

 

Tickets for Montclair and Boston are on sale now. Those for the Beacon go on sale this Saturday, September 17th, at 10:00 am. Philly, a week after that.

2011 TOUR DATES

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 18 8:00 pm     On sale now!
The Wellmont Theatre, Montclair, NJ
Tickets: $40, $60, $80
http://www.wellmonttheatre.com/event/63851

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 19  8:00 pm  (Sales begin 10 am, Saturday, September 24)
Temple Performing Arts Center, Philadelphia, PA
Tickets: $55                    

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 20  7:30 pm   Sales begin 10 am, Saturday, September 17)
The Beacon Theatre, New York, NY
Tickets: $49.59-$114.50           
http://www.thegarden.com/events/ray-davies-1111.html

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 23  8:00 pm   On sale now!
The Wilbur Theatre, Boston, MA
Tickets: $66.15, $89.15
http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0100454CD7C382D0?camefrom=cfc_boswilbur_websit…

In support of his latest album, See My Friends, Kinks front man Ray Davies plays a four-night East Coast tour, live with full chorus. Best known as the lead singer and songwriter for the classic British rock band, Davies’ 50-year career has yielded some of the most iconic rock songs in history. Performing solo, since the demise of The Kinks in 1996, he counts five albums of his own and receives numerous awards for his talent.

Bill Shanley on guitar, Dick Nolan on bass, Damon Wilson on drums, Ian Gibbons and Gunnar Frick on keyboards, and The Dessoff Chamber Choir join Ray for an unforgettable show.

Ten years have passed since 9/11. The New York Times put the passage of time into days, and hours, and minutes, and seconds in today’s paper. [A Day That Stands Alone]

Three-thousand six-hundred fifty-two days have now passed. At 8:46 a.m. — the time when the first plane slammed into the north tower of the World Trade Center — 87,648 hours had gone by. Another [*]  5,258,880 minutes. Another [†] 315,532,800 seconds.

For the record, 315,532,802 seconds passed between 8:46 a.m. on September 11, 2001, and 8:46 a.m. today, September 11, 2011. The missing seconds were inserted into our collective timeline by the authority of the International Earth Rotation and Reference Systems Service. One of them passed (largely unnoticed, no doubt) at 6:59:60 p.m. on December 31, 2005 (in New York City), and the other occurred at the end of 2008.

As decades go, this one was as short as they come for us, even with its two leap seconds. Many decades include not two, but three occurrences of February 29th, and all decades beginning between 1972 and 1997 have contained more than two leap seconds in addition to the minimum‡ number of two leap year days per decade.

Nothing is simple.

WTC
Steve on the Hoboken waterfront, September 1, 2011.


* Do not be distracted in search of the anaphor. It’s missing, and the issue is not addressed here.

† Another Another is missing its anaphor. Press on, dear reader.

‡ The minimum during our lifetime. The last decade to contain only a single leap year (which was the leap year 1896) ended early in 1904, because 1900 was not a leap year, despite its divisibility by four. The next single-leap-year decade will not begin until the year 2096.

I’m a serial comma guy, and so is my good friend Andy. Unfortunately for Andy, serial commas are verboten at his workplace, and this requires him “to violate a fundamental law of that which is right and good.” (I might have said “right, good, and just.”)

Hoping to assuage his hardship, I whipped up a batch of cereal commas for him as a birthday gift. He’ll have to decide whether or not he can risk sneaking some into work.

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Shown: eight cereal commas in various sizes. Four were made with Rice Krispies and Fruity Pebbles, and four were made with Rice Krispies, Cocoa Krispies, and Alpha Bits. Also shown are two pieces of the Ateco Plain Comma Cutter Set with which they were cut [full set below].

Please note that the Ateco cutters are backwards. Instead of cutting comma shapes, they cut reversed comma shapes. Although their rolled edges prevented me from using them upside-down without injury, it was not difficult to turn the treats over after cutting. The treat at center left in the photo is unturned.

StatisticalAbstract

The authoritative and comprehensive summary of statistics on the social, political, and economic organization of the United States.

Published annually by the United States Census Bureau’s Statistical Compendia branch. Since 1878.

Slated for termination.

The 2012 budget does not include funding for the Statistical Compendia Branch which would mean the elimination of not only the Statistical Abstract, but all titles produced by that branch (State and Metropolitan Area Data Book, County and City Data Book, USA Counties, Quick Facts). No new editions would be produced in print or online. [source]

Cutting the branch will save $2.9 million, or just under $0.01 per American. The branch’s 24 employees will go.

SA

“Killing the publication for the sake of a tiny saving would be a truly gratuitous step toward a dumbed-down country.” —Paul Krugman

“Without the Stat Abstract, statistics will become more hidden, and our collective knowledge will suffer.” —Robert J. Samuelson

“It democratizes knowledge by making enormous amounts of information comprehensible and easily accessible.” —E. J. Dionne

“Never heard of the Statistical Abstract? Go here. You’re in for a treat. ” —Ezra Klein

Video. Article. Write your representatives.

The Soda Police are getting noisier lately, but their concern for public health is a subterfuge. When it comes down to brass tacks (and I doubt brass’s slight lead content is going to kill you when used judiciously in plumbing, by the way), the S.P. don’t care most about the public health or about overweight kids at risk for diabetes and heart disease. They’re hell-bent on demonizing soda, especially soda made by Big Food and sold by the Big Chain Store and Restaurant Corporation.

Demon or not, it probably won’t hurt Americans to drink less soda on average than we do now. It will definitely help the environment if we drink less of anything that comes in individual single-use containers — even water — if there’s an environmentally friendly alternative already in place.

Here’s a simple two-part proposal to bring back running water.

BBRW Part 1. Require public water fountains everywhere.

Schools, parks, subway stations, airports, shopping centers, offices, stores, and more. We already require a lot of things, sensible and otherwise, so the means is in place. Require enough of them so no one has to wait in line. These water fountains (bubblers in Wisconsin and parts of New England) should have good water pressure, and they should be designed so they can fill up a bottle, too — or there should be some faucets for that. Simply making it possible to fill a personal water bottle in an airport — and yes, you can carry one through security so long as it’s empty — will reduce heart disease.

No flow restrictors, either; use spring-loaded knobs to conserve. (I’m not going to say a word about those infrared hand-wavy travesties.) Restrictors belong in kitchens and showers, if anywhere. It doesn’t need to take ten minutes to deliver half a cup of water. ADA compliant, but otherwise basic and solid. Call me nostalgic, but I like porcelain-coated cast iron.

Room-temperature, pure water is already available from every municipal water system. Only a little effort makes it ubiquitous. (If you’re afraid it will give you cancer, carry your own personal PET-free container full of home-purified water.)

BBRW Part 2. Require water to be available everywhere soda is available, for less.

If a restaurant offers a meal that includes soda, require it to offer the same meal with the same size tap water for less money. Less by at least half the restaurant’s own à la carte price for the included soda. Except during water emergencies, require restaurants to offer tap water when patrons are seated.

 

Stop the endless debates over soda vs. fruit juice, sugar versus high-fructose corn syrup, artificially-sweetened beverages vs. sugary ones, and aspartame vs. stevia extract. Bring back running water.

While I was initially drawn to this 2008 New York Times article by the phrase “Male and female sand dollars,” I’m certain that “fish mucus split” will be what sticks.

Sand dollar, sex unknown. Click for source; licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution ShareAlike 3.0 License.

Even today, some things are worth repeating. Fish mucus split.

Sorry, you’ll have to go elsewhere for more of this.For your entertainment, a handful of the many hundreds of uncaught — one might say hairy — misspellings of public as pubic in the news over the last few weeks.

 

“Twenty-five environmental and pubic health groups asked Gov. Jerry Brown on Friday to abandon the state’s new plan for eradicating agricultural pests and explore a less toxic approach, such as crop rotation or planting neighboring crops that deter insects.”
California’s new pesticide plan sparks protest, Los Angeles Times, June 24, 2011.

“While he intellectualizes with the unbending intensity of an adolescent, his political sense is remarkably subtle. And he is not afraid to advocate positions most adults, even those sharing the same views, would be afraid to support in pubic.”
13-Year-Old Serb Activist Contends With Bullies and Death Threats, New York Times,
June 6, 2011.

China introduces pubic tenders to promote shale gas exploration (headline),
Xinhua English News, June 30, 2011.

“Jackson schools superintendent leaving: Jackson Pubic Schools Superintendent Lonnie Edwards talks to the media about his contract ending.” (photo caption) Contract expired, Edwards exits JPS, Clarion-Ledger, June 29, 2011.

“Beijing’s police do a remarkable job of silencing pubic displays of dissent, but occasionally the desperate find dramatic new ways of airing their grievances.” Aggrieved Chinese Face Swift Police Repression, Voice of America, July 2, 2011.

“A full 7,000 pages of The Pentagon Papers are now declassified and available for pubic viewing online.”
Evening News Online, 06.13.11, CBS News, June 13, 2011.

“The 28-year old actress surprised fans by coming out during a pubic service announcement for the Give a Damn gay rights campaign in April 2010 – four-months before she married ‘True Blood’ co-star Stephen Moyer in Malibu.”
Anna Paquin: No-one [sic] questions my sexuality, Starlounge, June 29, 2011.

“Today’s installment in people being booted off pubic transportation, this one involving saggy pants and the classic line, ‘My pants are up, sir.’”
Jet Passenger Booted Over Baggy Pants, Newser, June 18, 2011.

“The measure — which appears to be one vote away from passage if it gets to the floor — is not on the immediate agenda but could be discussed after talks on tax cap, New York City rent control and pubic college tuition increases.”
Key GOP Senators in Same-Sex Marriage Debate Meet Privately, WNYC, June 22, 2011.

“We have got to continue to elevate pubic expectation for public education in Madison County. We’re about to turn things over to the community."
Business execs seek community involvement in schools, Jackson Sun, June 18, 2011.

“The burly, silver-haired author and historian, wearing a snug suit-coat, called the prosecution’s original case against him ‘massive’ and ‘over-reaching,’ and a direct result of what he called a libelous 2004 report by the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission that ‘tainted the wells of pubic opinion.’”
Ex-media mogul Conrad Black ordered back to prison; wife faints, Chicago Sun-Times, June 24, 2011.

“An off-duty police officer who was working out at the facility observed the activity, said Paul McCurtain, pubic information officer for the St. Charles Police Department. Three male victims told police they were approached and inappropriately touched by Lawrence E. Adamcyzk of Rockford inside of the facility while they were either working out or playing basketball.”
Suspects caught while fleeing from Elgin home charged in burglary, The Courier-News, June 28, 2011.

Feldis, the chief criminal prosecutor in the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Anchorage, declined to say what involvement the Pubic Integrity Section might still have.
Kott, Kohring get new trials, Anchorage Daily News, July 2, 2011.

Mitchel Ghiggia, 22, of 30 West Glen Ave., Port Chester, NY, was arrested Friday for two counts of third-degree assault, two counts of conspiracy to commit third-degree assault and creating a pubic disturbance.
Arrests: First-Degree Threatening, Second-Degree Burglary, Stamford Patch.com,
July 1, 2011.

Southwest Airlines began nonstop service from Newark to Phoenix this month, just in time for my brother’s retirement party, which I attended last week.

Bob served the City of Campbell (California) for 23 years, and although he did not achieve all of his goals¹, he did leave a considerable legacy. Thanks to Bob, for example, the historic Ainsley House was moved to Campbell (and rotated 90 degrees), and Bob oversaw the development of many parks.

The Campbell City Council’s resolution recognizing Bob’s service is here, and his performance of Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance (at another Campbell employee’s retirement party not long ago) is here.

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But I digress. You’ve come here for the latest episode of Spirit Spelling Report.

Ironic Misspelling

“Millennium” (as “Millenium”, twice, on page 254)³

Mixup

Unexpected nonmisspellings

  • “apostasy” (as “apostasy”, on page 22)
  • “Millennium” (as “Millennium”, in Spirit’s references to Chicago’s Millennium Park except on page 254)

Odd quotes

  • “Throw any mammal in the water, and it will doggy paddle.” —Mark Uhen, paleontologist, in an article about whales.
  • It goes back to me being a kid, to my sisters and I being given a quarter every Saturday to go to a double feature. —James Patterson, “World’s best-selling author” [emphasis added]

Lest you consider me uniquely picky about Spirit’s typography (which is lately much improved), I draw your attention to a fellow from Incline Village, Nevada, who wrote the editors to bewail their failure to italicize the price of Maryland Crab Cakes in a menu within a story about menus. (The other prices on the menu were italicized.) The editors’ cleverly sneaky response? “Usually we’re better at proofreading than we are at math.” Given the quality of proofreading in past Spirits, well.

Finally, a non-Spirit seat-pocket observation: The Late Spring 2011 SkyMall catalog was disappointingly thin. Economists, take note.


¹ The Campbell Soup Company remains in Camden, New Jersey, for example, despite Bob’s tempting offer to have the city’s water tower repainted Warhol-style.

² Etymology: Latin anniversāri-us returning yearly, < ann-us year + vers-us turned, a turning + -āri-us: see -ary suffix. [Source: The Oxford English Dictionary]

³ Although millenary (synonymous with millennium, from post-classical Latin millenarius) is correctly spelled with -n-, millennium (from classical Latin annus) is correctly spelled with -nn-. The OED notes that these spellings “have frequently been confused.”

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